You may know,
With a little bit of blow,
That JP can stretch his skin.
Oh it’s ugly as sin,
Or so the people say.
There will be a day,
When it sags to his knees,
Like some horrible disease.
So stretch it if you can.
An elastic neck,
To bring joy to the world.
So stretch it if you can.
Its worse than tumor,
With a little bit of humor,
You can laugh it off,
Even when you cough.
At least he’s unique,
Unlike you who seek,
The meaning of life,
On the blade of a knife.
So stretch it if you can.
An elastic neck,
To bring joy to the world.
So stretch it if you can.
